I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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