found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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