Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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