There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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