I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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