Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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