he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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