Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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