how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I don't want my vagina anymore.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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