I could have mohawked her pubes.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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