Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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