all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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