He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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