I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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