dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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