dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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