It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
porn star boner night. come get it.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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