How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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