so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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