How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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