We won't sleep together?
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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