do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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