p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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