Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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