I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I still have a little drunk in my system
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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