she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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