You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
