what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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