the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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