he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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