So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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