Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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