i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just had sex on a roof
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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