please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I see more hoeing in ur future
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