I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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