I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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