Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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