Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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