Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I supernannyed him into submission
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
