This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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