Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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