bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
