Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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