i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
hell yes lets make some ravioli
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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