This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I had to cum in my sink.
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