I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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