she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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