Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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