She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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