If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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