It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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