come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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