this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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