I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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