Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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