I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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