Non-Jews are for practice
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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