We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Randomize