this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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