Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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